Mm, true, and I will remind you if I I do hear a single complaint. Though, I shouldn’t because along with you giving me permission to jump on over, I’m pretty amazing company. Or so I’ve been told. Oh? Is that how you do it? Impressive. I’ll have to see it for myself one day.
Already a little better than before. I mean, much better. Sorry, I forget who’s presence I’m in and how honored I should feel. Have I told you how warm you are? No need for a blanket if you are around.
I’ll be sure I keep my complaining down to a minimum. It wouldn’t be very polite after I invited you in. I don’t think you’ll really have to do much sneaking, as far as the dorms go. I see girls wandering the halls all the time.
I know I’m warm. It’s kind of the one positive side to being a heinous monster. I mean, guys are already warm as hell. Add in the fact that I’m normally hovering around 102 baseline, we’ll say I’m a comforter. I stay up this late normally, by the way. To answer your previous question.
I can get there when I need to. Butevery time I’m unable to quiet my mind would be a little much. Especially if it disturbs your peaceful beauty sleep. Alright, alright. No arguments here. At least not tonight. Hopefully the former occurs as opposed to the latter, being smothered sounds like a horrible way to die.
What has you up at this hour, anyway?
Hey, I offered. So if I get annoyed it’s nobody’s fault but my own. Beauty sleep, eh? It’s more like I bathe in the blood of my enemies and retain my youthful vitality. In the meantime, though, why don’t you come and crawl your little blonde ass into my bed and we can discuss this while I wrap myself around you and absorb your tininess into my frame.
Sometimes I wish I could escape my mind long enough to go to bed at a decent time, or wake up without being inundated with the same things that hindered me the previous night. Then again, I know one should always be wary of what they wish for, nothing is ever good as it sometimes seems.
I’m seriously wondering why you haven’t managed to find a way to sneak into my room and commandeer me when you can’t sleep. I’m going to outright insist that you spend the night today. You’ll have no choice but to sleep, or be crushed beneath me. C’mon, Blondie.
Aam thinkin’ of th’ wrong thin’ then.
An’ just wha’ counts as a feasible strategy?
Warcraft, Starcraft, League of Legends, DOTA … anything where if you act like a retard you can fuck your whole game up in one fell swoop. Typically a Blizzard Entertainment game, or spin off thereof.
I think that’s why it’s called the Impossible Game. It’s the most frustrating game because once you start using the flags it becomes practice mode instead of the winning the game itself, which you have to do in one go. How far did you get this time?
Oh, is it, Grasshopper? Is that why they call it the Impossible Game? Thank you. Thank you for sharing that tidbit of knowledge, I was just so fucking lost before that. I don’t know. It went upside-down. There were triple fucking spikes. Mother fucking…
Are you still crazy? Are you still seeing imaginary friends?
Aye, Aam aware of tha’ game. Honestly Ah had tae stop playin’ lest Ah throw out mah xbox out th’ window in frustration. If anythin’ ye can always try a cheat an’ hav’ a partner share th’ controler wit’ ye, other wise Ah say move on tae a different game if need be.
It’s a computer game, Scotland. They’re no help anyway. They prefer to just laugh it up over Skype instead of offering any advice.
I should just stick to feasible strategies. I might actually get somewhere with those.